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One of the 10 Freak Types

THE UNDERCOVER FREAK

You pass for normal. That's what makes you dangerous.

What makes an Undercover Freak

Polite. Punctual. A perfectly unremarkable search history, if anyone asks. But we've seen your answers, and "normal" is not the word.

Your strengths

  • Discretion
  • Observation
  • Restraint

Where it gets weird

You present as the most reasonable person in the room and you are using that. The people closest to you know exactly what is going on in there, and they have agreed not to bring it up.

Classic Undercover behaviour

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