
One of the 10 Freak Types
THE CHAOS FREAK
Your life isn't a mess. It's an ecosystem.
What makes a Chaos Freak
Plans fear you. Somehow it always works out, which is honestly the most upsetting part for everyone else involved.
Your strengths
- Adaptability
- Improvisation
- Nerve
Where it gets weird
Your systems work perfectly and only for you. Anyone attempting to help by tidying up has destroyed something load-bearing, and you will find out at the worst possible moment.
Classic Chaos behaviour
- Nine alarms, all ignored
- Can find anything in the pile on the chair
- "We'll figure it out" is a complete plan
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