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THE CERTIFIED NORMAL

We ran the numbers twice. Nothing. Incredible.

What makes a Certified Normal

In a world of freaks you are a smooth, unbothered stone. Statistically, that makes you the rarest thing on this entire site. Suspiciously rare, some might say.

Your strengths

  • Stability
  • Perspective
  • Actual sleep

Where it gets weird

In a population selected almost entirely for weirdness, being this unremarkable is the single strangest result available. Statistically you are the rarest thing here, which is its own kind of suspicious.

Classic Certified Normal behaviour

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Are you actually one?

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