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One of the 10 Freak Types

THE CONTROL FREAK

It's not that you have to do it yourself. It's that everyone else does it wrong.

What makes a Control Freak

Your labels have labels. Chaos looks at your calendar and backs away slowly. It's a gift, and also an unofficial diagnosis.

Your strengths

  • Reliability
  • Planning
  • Follow-through

Where it gets weird

You have re-done a task someone else already did, while they were still in the room. You said nothing. They knew. Everyone knew.

Classic Control behaviour

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The Obsessive Freak mascotThe Obsessive FreakYou don't "like" things. You make them your entire personality.The Undercover Freak mascotThe Undercover FreakYou pass for normal. That's what makes you dangerous.

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