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🧽 How Big of a Clean Freak Are You?

Shoes in the house.

HOW BIG OF A CLEAN FREAK ARE YOU?

There is tidy, and then there is whatever you have got going on. 12 questions, about 2 minutes, no signup. Your result is your Clean Rank, one of five. It is not a Freak Type: only the Freak Test gives one of those.

THE FIVE CLEAN RANKS

  • The Comfortably Feral: It is fine. Everything is fine.
  • The Sunday Blitzer: It builds up, then it all happens at once.
  • The Tidy One: Reliably on top of it. No fuss.
  • The System Keeper: There is a right way and you know it.
  • The Surface Freak: It was never really about the mess.

THE 12 QUESTIONS

See every question before you start
  1. Shoes in the house.
  2. The kitchen, right now.
  3. You cook a meal. When do the dishes get done?
  4. Somebody says they're coming over in twenty minutes.
  5. How do you feel about other people loading your dishwasher?
  6. Do you have a cleaning product for a specific single surface?
  7. Making the bed.
  8. A drawer nobody opens.
  9. How much of your cleaning is on a schedule?
  10. Somebody puts a mug down without a coaster.
  11. Have you ever cleaned instead of doing something you actually needed to do?
  12. Be honest. Is any of this actually about being clean?

THE BIG ONE

This test says what you are a freak about. The Freak Test says who you are: 30 questions, a Freak Score, and one of ten Freak Types.

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