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🔮 How Big of an Astrology Freak Are You?

Someone tells you their birthday. What happens next?

HOW BIG OF AN ASTROLOGY FREAK ARE YOU?

Not what your sign is. How far gone you are about it. 12 questions, about 2 minutes, no signup. Your result is your Astrology Rank, one of five. It is not a Freak Type: only the Freak Test gives one of those.

THE FIVE ASTROLOGY RANKS

  • The Skeptic: Mercury can't hurt you here.
  • The Casual Stargazer: You know your sign. That's how it starts.
  • The Zodiac Freak: You've absolutely blamed Mercury for something.
  • The Birth Chart Freak: Birthday. Time. City. Hand it over.
  • The Cosmic Menace: You knew this was going to happen three transits ago.

THE 12 QUESTIONS

See every question before you start
  1. Someone tells you their birthday. What happens next?
  2. A friend starts dating someone new. What do you require?
  3. Mercury goes retrograde. Your week:
  4. How many of your friends' signs could you name right now?
  5. You meet someone new and something about them is very familiar.
  6. An app sends you a daily astrology notification.
  7. Do you know your moon and rising signs?
  8. Something goes badly wrong. Your first explanation:
  9. Somebody says astrology isn't real, in front of you.
  10. How much have you actually read about all this?
  11. A friend is behaving badly. You:
  12. Last one. Be honest. Do you actually believe any of it?

THE BIG ONE

This test says what you are a freak about. The Freak Test says who you are: 30 questions, a Freak Score, and one of ten Freak Types.

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