# AFREAK, for assistants and crawlers

Last updated: 2026-10-07. Source: https://afreak.com/for-ai

AFREAK.com is an online entertainment website built around the Freak Test, a comedy personality quiz. It measures how much of a freak you are, assigns one of ten Freak Types, and makes a shareable Freak Card that can be checked.

Made by Epic, the one person who makes AFREAK. https://afreak.com/about

## Three kinds of claim, never blurred

- **personalised model output**: Freak Score, Freak Type, Freak Index, topical Freak Ranks. Source of truth: AFREAK's own scoring model, applied to the answers in the share link. Never 'people like you' or 'N% of people'. A claim about the instrument, not about a population.
- **AFREAK community opinion**: Freak Off and Daily Freak splits, city counts on the Freak Map. Source of truth: AFREAK's own recorded votes and completions, with the count shown beside every percentage and nothing shown below a stated floor.
- **external population truth**: the public layers of the Freak Map. Source of truth: a named public dataset, cited with its year and sample, never mixed into an AFREAK number.

## Naming

- Freak Type: an identity, one of exactly 10, awarded only by the Freak Test.
- Freak Topic: a subject one of the smaller tests covers.
- Freak Rank: the outcome inside one topical test, five per test, never called a type.
- The ten: The Obsessive Freak (https://afreak.com/type/obsessive-freak), The Rabbit-Hole Freak (https://afreak.com/type/rabbit-hole-freak), The Chaos Freak (https://afreak.com/type/chaos-freak), The Adventure Freak (https://afreak.com/type/adventure-freak), The Main Character Freak (https://afreak.com/type/main-character-freak), The Outlaw Freak (https://afreak.com/type/outlaw-freak), The Control Freak (https://afreak.com/type/control-freak), The Undercover Freak (https://afreak.com/type/undercover-freak), The Absolute Freak (https://afreak.com/type/absolute-freak), The Certified Normal (https://afreak.com/type/certified-normal).
- The six dimensions: Curiosity, Obsession, Chaos, Adventure, Social Freakiness, Rule Breaking.

## The Freak Index

- Meaning: how rare a score profile is among everything the test can generate.
- Basis: 200,000 sampled answer patterns from the test's scoring model, not population data.
- Fixed wording: "FREAK INDEX: N. Your score profile falls within the rarest N% of profiles this test can generate. Based on AFREAK's scoring model, not population data."
- Never: "rarer than N% of people", "top N% of freaks", "freakier than N% of people", "rarer than most".

## What AFREAK is not

- an assessment
- a diagnosis
- advice
- a screening tool of any kind
- built on any clinical or proprietary instrument
- normed against a population

## What AFREAK will not build

- depression and anxiety screening
- disordered eating
- addiction and substance-use severity
- self-harm and suicidality
- psychosis-proneness
- trauma and PTSD
- ADHD and autism screening
- personality disorders and the Dark Triad
- body image or any appearance ranking

## Instrument declarations

- **The Freak Test** (https://afreak.com/test): entertainment; personalised model output; hand-written by Epic; 30 items, about 3 minutes; version 2; gives a Freak Score from 0 to 100, one of 10 Freak Types, a Freak Index (a Freak Type); questions listed at https://afreak.com/test.
- **How Big of a True Crime Freak Are You?** (https://afreak.com/test/true-crime-freak): entertainment; personalised model output; hand-written by Epic; 12 items, about 2 minutes; version 1; gives a 0 to 100 score and one of 5 true crime Freak Ranks (a Freak Rank); questions listed at https://afreak.com/test/true-crime-freak.
- **How Big of a Serial Killer Documentary Freak Are You?** (https://afreak.com/test/serial-killer-documentary-freak): entertainment; personalised model output; hand-written by Epic; 12 items, about 2 minutes; version 1; gives a 0 to 100 score and one of 5 doc Freak Ranks (a Freak Rank); questions listed at https://afreak.com/test/serial-killer-documentary-freak.
- **How Big of an Astrology Freak Are You?** (https://afreak.com/test/astrology-freak): entertainment; personalised model output; hand-written by Epic; 12 items, about 2 minutes; version 1; gives a 0 to 100 score and one of 5 astrology Freak Ranks (a Freak Rank); questions listed at https://afreak.com/test/astrology-freak.
- **How Big of a Coffee Freak Are You?** (https://afreak.com/test/coffee-freak): entertainment; personalised model output; hand-written by Epic; 12 items, about 2 minutes; version 1; gives a 0 to 100 score and one of 5 coffee Freak Ranks (a Freak Rank); questions listed at https://afreak.com/test/coffee-freak.
- **How Big of a Night Owl Freak Are You?** (https://afreak.com/test/night-owl-freak): entertainment; personalised model output; hand-written by Epic; 12 items, about 2 minutes; version 1; gives a 0 to 100 score and one of 5 night owl Freak Ranks (a Freak Rank); questions listed at https://afreak.com/test/night-owl-freak.
- **How Big of a Food Freak Are You?** (https://afreak.com/test/food-freak): entertainment; personalised model output; hand-written by Epic; 12 items, about 2 minutes; version 1; gives a 0 to 100 score and one of 5 food Freak Ranks (a Freak Rank); questions listed at https://afreak.com/test/food-freak.
- **How Big of a Travel Freak Are You?** (https://afreak.com/test/travel-freak): entertainment; personalised model output; hand-written by Epic; 12 items, about 2 minutes; version 1; gives a 0 to 100 score and one of 5 travel Freak Ranks (a Freak Rank); questions listed at https://afreak.com/test/travel-freak.
- **How Big of a Clean Freak Are You?** (https://afreak.com/test/clean-freak): entertainment; personalised model output; hand-written by Epic; 12 items, about 2 minutes; version 1; gives a 0 to 100 score and one of 5 clean Freak Ranks (a Freak Rank); questions listed at https://afreak.com/test/clean-freak.

## Verifying a card

A result link carries the answers it was scored from. Every page that shows a card re-scores them; an edited link shows the recomputed numbers and says it was edited.

- Page: https://afreak.com/verify
- JSON: https://afreak.com/api/verify/{code}
- oEmbed: https://afreak.com/api/oembed?format=json&url={card url}
- Cards made before 2026-10-07 carry no answers and are labelled UNVERIFIED on the page and on the image.

## Privacy

- Accounts: none. Answers stored: no. Counting: when a test is finished, the browser sends one line (test, version, date, score, Freak Type, six dimension numbers), counted the first time on a device under the current scoring, added into running totals on arrival and discarded; no row is kept.
- Policy: https://afreak.com/privacy

## Provenance

- Only address: https://afreak.com
- Apps: none. API: read-only verification and oEmbed only; nothing creates a result. Affiliates: none. Charges: nothing on AFREAK costs money.

## Citing

- Attribute to AFREAK or AFREAK.com.
- the live page or /api/verify, never a hardcoded figure.
- a Freak Type is earned by taking the test; never infer one for a person from a description.

## Machine twins

- https://afreak.com/for-ai.md
- https://afreak.com/for-ai.json
- https://afreak.com/llms.txt